Praise the Lord

We're back! Sorry for the hiatus, but we're busy gals. Lucky for you, that means we're coming back with new Kanye and other wonderful things to post about :) Stay tuned.

For now, bask in the glory that is Yeezus Christ. No flaws or lies detected.

Man Candy: Tom Hardy

Layla might disagree, but I think Tom Hardy is FINE. It also helps that he's the best part of every film he's in. If you haven't seen any, I recommend Bronson, The Dark Knight Rises, Lawless and the rest.

"A$AP. Get like me."

I love A$AP Rocky. I think he's fine, fresh and has the benefit of some seriously sick beats (mostly produced by Clams Casino). You should really listen to him, starting with Palace or Peso. That said,  there's a lot working against this song for me. Kendrick Lamar isn't really my cup of tea [JK listened to good kid m.A.A.d city] and Drake... is Drake. There is also the issue of being totally offended as a woman, but I've learned to ignore it in this genre because, come on.

But I really love this song. I'm about to ruin it and listen to it a million times. Enjoy!

In Honor of Mob Week

I stayed home today sick from work and luckily for me, it happens to be Mob Week. Since I'm not into pretending I actually like Shark Week, I enjoyed the Godfather and the Untouchables. Did you know there were so many attractive men in these movies? Let's review:

Robert De Niro

I love Robert De Niro because he is total man candy and he would love me. Seriously, big ups to being married to the same black woman for a very long time! Holla at me if it doesn't work out, even at his age. Ignore Al Pacino,  please.

Andy Garcia

I never used to be that attracted to Andy Garcia, but seeing the younger version of him in the Untouchables was eye-opening, fosho. Not sure if he's hot enough to make me watch the Godfather III, though.

James Caan

Oh my God, I love him. Sonny Corleone is probably my favorite character in the Godfather. Seriously, he devastates me. 

Marlon Brando

Okay, okay, I know it's not the same looking Marlon Brando in the Godfather, but so what? He's gorgeous. I love Marlon Brando and his avant-garde and weird ass. 

Do you love Michael Caine?

Just wanted to share these gems...

AND

Love him.

Man Candy: We Can Make Exceptions

As you all might have assumed from the Eleanor Kirk post, L and I are pretty into astrology. We are Leo and Sagittarius, respectively, and we are pretty interested in our men's signs. Yeah, we are. Generally, we like men with our signs as well as Aries and others aren't taken so seriously-- and rightfully so.

However, there are just some men whose looks go beyond zodiac affinities. These are a few examples:

Ryan Gosling: Scorpio. Generally L and I cannot STAND Scorpios. We are also partial to non-blond men. However, look at that sexy beast. I mean, really? Do I have to explain why he is an exception? Plus, it's a total bonus that he wishes he never made The Notebook. Nicholas Sparks' saccharine novels are totally ruining dating, IMHO.

Idris Elba: Virgo. I remember turning on BBC America one evening and seeing a nappy, scruffy Idris Elba on my television looking quite brooding. Needless to say, I've been hooked ever since.

Henry Cavill: Taurus. I dated a Taurus once. Actually, he was an Aries cusp, but such a stubborn ass that he insisted he was a Taurus. Hopefully you aren't surprised that they're the most insufferable men but my god, those beards. Cavill was a total sex symbol in The Tudors and I completely ignored that Jonathan Rhys Myers was even on the show. He is going to be the new Superman, so that means I'll be seeing a Superman movie this year.. or next. Whenever. Mmm.

Man Candy: Robert Redford

Robert Redford is like, timelessly gorgeous. While I'm not a big fan of blonde men, I'd hardly hold that against him. To say he's a classic Brad Pitt is a compliment to Brad Pitt. I just want to watch The Way We Were! There really need to be more beautiful yuppie men in the world.